As I am sure most of you have already heard, a couple evenings ago, a 29 year-old man named Richard Russell stole an Alaska/Horizon Q400 Bombadier passenger aircraft from the Seattle-Tacoma airport and crashed it into a virtually empty island in the Puget Sound. He communicated regularly with air traffic control, making it clear that he did not want to hurt anyone but himself. By … Continue reading Beebo
This morning, after I made my coffee, I made a delicious scramble, consisting of potatoes, uncured ham, tomatoes, avocado, cheese, and of course, scrambled eggs. My lovely fiance made her amazing baked cinnamon sugar donuts, and now I feel like I am going to birth a xenomorph from my stomach. Since then, I have been enjoying time with my little family, and watching my fiance’s … Continue reading Happy Day
“Fools! said I, You do not know, Silence like a cancer grows” – Paul Simon I know Mr. Simon was referring to society in that song, but that line has resonated with me in many different ways. I find it is a universal truth in any type of human interaction. I ask about pain in your eyes I can’t believe I’m still surprised To hear … Continue reading In Silence, We Suffer
If you think patriotism is blowing things up, drinking a bunch of Belgian-owned piss-flavored beer (nothing against Belgium, but some still aren’t aware that Budweiser isn’t American anymore) out of a red, white, and blue can, and waving around a flag that you have no idea how to properly treat… you are the reason I couldn’t care less about the Fourth of July. Well, that, … Continue reading Fourth Of I Don’t Give A Shit
I will finish Steve Steven Stevenson soon, but today I am posting on a special topic, since it is a special day for my family. Today isn’t just a special day for my family, but the whole month is a special one too. Despite it being stupidly hot outside, I like June. I like it, because it is Pride Month. Honestly, I don’t have a … Continue reading We Interrupt This Story
Steve was a young boy when the Master of the Samurai called upon him for training. His mother, Stevie, cried for forty days and 39 nights after putting her only son on the conveyor belt that took him from one side of the mall to the other, where the Samurai Training Studio and Teriyaki Palace was located. Her tears fell fast, nearly flooding the Jamba … Continue reading Steve Steven Stevenson, Part 1
I would say this isn’t a horror story, as clarification of the title, but if I really stop to think about this post, it is a horror story of sorts. I would also like to say that this post isn’t medical advice, I am not a doctor or nutritionist (as if they are experts either), and nothing in this post is intended to diagnose, treat, … Continue reading Convenience Killing
Anxiety inducing news, everywhere you turn Old men lighting fires, watch the word burn I’m beginning to think the people won’t learn As long as there’s crumbs, we’re dying to earn The news is real, but it’s twisted to lies Often repeated, epic in size By smiling faces in clever disguise Hoping for change, but nobody tries Scared, and stressed? There’s a pill for that … Continue reading The United States
Sorry I have not been posting recently. I got a little illness, which required a little medicine, which is causing a great deal of side-effects, which is making me spend a whole lot of time on the toilet. Is that TMI? Too bad. Go read a Little Golden Book if you want happy stories, but this is antibiotic related diarrhea I’m talking about here, and … Continue reading I’m Ready
Hello everybody! Have you ever wanted to hack your life, but are too afraid you might crash the Matrix? Then this post isn’t for you, because there is no Matrix, and you can’t really hack a life yet… until Delos Corporation can successfully create human-host clones. Besides, you don’t even know coding. The hack is not meant for you. That said, apparently tips that can … Continue reading Dorian’s Life-Hacks
Post-Tragic Life 