As I am sure most of you have already heard, a couple evenings ago, a 29 year-old man named Richard Russell stole an Alaska/Horizon Q400 Bombadier passenger aircraft from the Seattle-Tacoma airport and crashed it into a virtually empty island in the Puget Sound. He communicated regularly with air traffic control, making it clear that he did not want to hurt anyone but himself.  By … Continue reading Beebo

Happy Day

This morning, after I made my coffee, I made a delicious scramble, consisting of potatoes, uncured ham, tomatoes, avocado, cheese, and of course, scrambled eggs.  My lovely fiance made her amazing baked cinnamon sugar donuts, and now I feel like I am going to birth a xenomorph from my stomach. Since then, I have been enjoying time with my little family, and watching my fiance’s … Continue reading Happy Day

Fourth Of I Don’t Give A Shit

If you think patriotism is blowing things up, drinking a bunch of Belgian-owned piss-flavored beer (nothing against Belgium, but some still aren’t aware that Budweiser isn’t American anymore) out of a red, white, and blue can, and waving around a flag that you have no idea how to properly treat… you are the reason I couldn’t care less about the Fourth of July.  Well, that, … Continue reading Fourth Of I Don’t Give A Shit

Steve Steven Stevenson, Part 1

Steve was a young boy when the Master of the Samurai called upon him for training.  His mother, Stevie, cried for forty days and 39 nights after putting her only son on the conveyor belt that took him from one side of the mall to the other, where the Samurai Training Studio and Teriyaki Palace was located.  Her tears fell fast, nearly flooding the Jamba … Continue reading Steve Steven Stevenson, Part 1

The United States

Anxiety inducing news, everywhere you turn Old men lighting fires, watch the word burn I’m beginning to think the people won’t learn As long as there’s crumbs, we’re dying to earn The news is real, but it’s twisted to lies Often repeated, epic in size By smiling faces in clever disguise Hoping for change, but nobody tries Scared, and stressed? There’s a pill for that … Continue reading The United States

I’m Ready

Sorry I have not been posting recently.  I got a little illness, which required a little medicine, which is causing a great deal of side-effects, which is making me spend a whole lot of time on the toilet.  Is that TMI?  Too bad.  Go read a Little Golden Book if you want happy stories, but this is antibiotic related diarrhea I’m talking about here, and … Continue reading I’m Ready

Dorian’s Life-Hacks

Hello everybody! Have you ever wanted to hack your life, but are too afraid you might crash the Matrix?  Then this post isn’t for you, because there is no Matrix, and you can’t really hack a life yet… until Delos Corporation can successfully create human-host clones.  Besides, you don’t even know coding.  The hack is not meant for you. That said, apparently tips that can … Continue reading Dorian’s Life-Hacks